{"product_id":"tychem-responder-csm-hooded-respirator-hazmat-suit","title":"Tychem Responder CSM Hooded Respirator Hazmat Suit","description":"\u003cp class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] pb-xxs pt-[9px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eBecome the beige blob that survives the apocalypse.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] pb-xxs pt-[9px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet’s be real: When the air gets spicy, nobody cares about your drip. They care about not melting. But that doesn’t mean you can’t have a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem class=\"italic\"\u003elook\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] pb-xxs pt-[9px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEnter the DuPont Tychem Responder CSM. Far beyond the illegal painter's coverall, it's high-performance chemical armor designed for people who have to walk into places that would kill a lesser being. Whether you're dealing with hazardous waste, industrial accidents, cleaning up the hotel lobby after anthrocon, or just want to be the most prepared person at the grocery store, this suit has you covered. Literally. Completely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"font-semibold pdf-heading-class-replace pb-xxs text-lg leading-[30px] [\u0026amp;:not(:first-child)]:pt-[15px] [\u0026amp;_.underline]:underline-offset-[6px] [\u0026amp;_a]:underline-offset-[6px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeak Performance Physique\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] pb-xxs pt-[9px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe know what you’re thinking. You put this on, zip it up, pop the hood, and look in the mirror. What do you see?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] pb-xxs pt-[9px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eYou see a Thumb-Thumb.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] pb-xxs pt-[9px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat’s right. This suit gives you the silhouette of those robotic henchmen from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem class=\"italic\"\u003eSpy Kids\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. It transforms the human form into a smooth, featureless, beige cylinder of safety. You are no longer a man, you have become thumb. A tactical, chemical-resistant thumb. And honestly? That's the ideal male body type for surviving a bio-hazard event. Embrace the thumb life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"font-semibold pdf-heading-class-replace pb-xxs text-lg leading-[30px] [\u0026amp;:not(:first-child)]:pt-[15px] [\u0026amp;_.underline]:underline-offset-[6px] [\u0026amp;_a]:underline-offset-[6px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Science of Not Dying\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] pb-xxs pt-[9px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJokes aside, this is serious kit. Tychem is the gold standard for chemical barrier fabrics. It’s tested against hundreds of toxic chemicals and warfare agents (though susceptible to welfare agents). The CSM variant is specifically engineered for high-level protection, featuring multiple layers of barrier film laminated to a durable substrate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] pb-xxs pt-[9px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s built to interface seamlessly with a full-face respirator (not included, obviously), creating a sealed environment where the only air you breathe is the air you brought with you (mmm, lock in that self-scent).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] pb-xxs pt-[9px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"pb-xxs pt-[9px] list-disc pl-5xl pt-[5px]\"\u003e\n\u003cli value=\"1\" class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] my-[5px] [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pt-0\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eTotal Coverage:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Integrated hood with a respirator-fit opening ensures no gap for the nasty stuff to get in (or out).\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli value=\"2\" class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] my-[5px] [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pt-0\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eSerious Protection:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Rated for a wide range of toxic industrial chemicals and chemical warfare agents.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli value=\"3\" class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] my-[5px] [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pt-0\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eDouble-Taped Seams:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Because a suit is only as strong as its weakest stitch. These seams are sealed tight.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli value=\"4\" class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] my-[5px] [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pt-0\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eHigh-Vis Beige:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Okay, it's technically \"Tan,\" but it says \"I am here to fix the problem, or at least clean it up, or at least I look like MRE peanut butter.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"font-semibold pdf-heading-class-replace pb-xxs text-lg leading-[30px] [\u0026amp;:not(:first-child)]:pt-[15px] [\u0026amp;_.underline]:underline-offset-[6px] [\u0026amp;_a]:underline-offset-[6px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You Need It\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] pb-xxs pt-[9px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaybe you have a really messy hobby. Maybe you just want to mow the lawn without getting grass stains. Or maybe you understand that the world is a weird place and having a Level B\/A protective suit in the closet is better than wishing you had one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] pb-xxs pt-[9px]\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"pb-xxs pt-[9px] list-disc pl-5xl pt-[5px]\"\u003e\n\u003cli value=\"1\" class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] my-[5px] [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pt-0\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eManufacturer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e DuPont\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli value=\"2\" class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] my-[5px] [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pt-0\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eModel:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Tychem Responder CSM\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli value=\"3\" class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] my-[5px] [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pt-0\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Tactical Tan \/ Thumb-Thumb Beige\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli value=\"4\" class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] my-[5px] [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pt-0\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e New \/ Unissued Surplus\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli value=\"5\" class=\"text-md font-regular leading-[24px] my-[5px] [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ol]:!pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;ul]:!pt-0\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Baggy. It’s supposed to be. You’re a thumb now.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreppers who take “NBC” seriously\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHazmat training \/ low-risk industrial work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThat one guy building the ultimate post-apocalypse loadout that his buff Chad neighbor will take off his rapidly cooling body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLooking objectively cooler than anyone in a Tyvek bunny suit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eLegal Disclaimer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the nature of these being \u003cem\u003esecond-hand, \u003c\/em\u003ewe cannot guarantee any protection rating or manufacturer's warranty on this product. Always rely on professionals to do the dirty work involving the handling chemicals \u0026amp; flammables. By purchasing this product, you are acknowledging that Kommandostore does not hold any responsibility for the misuse of this product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNow that I'm a lone survivor, nobody can stop me from completing my vinyl Girls und Panzer collection!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SRT","offers":[{"title":"Medium","offer_id":44677748523096,"sku":"zvo1787996609708","price":75.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":44677748555864,"sku":"nnb1787996609709","price":65.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":44677748588632,"sku":"eth1787996609710","price":71.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":44677748621400,"sku":"ewl1787996609711","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/6396\/8088\/files\/tychem-responder-csm-hooded-respirator-hazmat-suit_1.jpg?v=1787996613","url":"https:\/\/www.prairieandpond.shop\/products\/tychem-responder-csm-hooded-respirator-hazmat-suit","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}