{"product_id":"east-german-strichtarn-pants","title":"East German Strichtarn Pants","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e“What in tarnation” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhile still heavily influenced by their big brother in the east, the East Germans simply couldn’t help themselves but be German and say “what if we could make our uniforms more complicated for the lols?” So they adopted Strichtarn, contrasting to the dull \u0026amp; gray uniforms from over the wall. The now-iconic “rain” pattern was originally developed in Warsaw-Pact Poland, and became a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ehighly proliferated \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ecamo in Czechoslovakia \u0026amp; Bulgaria as well.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhile somewhat ineffective as a camouflage outside the Great Plains, (especially compared to DPM \u0026amp; Brushstroke patterns) Strichtarn can work extremely well as a high fashion urban surplus enjoyer camouflage. We guarantee no one will think you are smuggling a PKM in your Gucci bag when you are wearing these bad boys. Famously cheap and destroyable, these are some dank pants that will make you say \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003edanke schön \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eto the worker’s party and simultaneously try to convince your friends that yes,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e a button fly is acceptable in this century. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEast German Rain Pattern\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFour button Pockets\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eButton fly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAdjustable Cuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eReinforced Knees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSuspender rings on the Waist for “\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHeavy Loads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e”\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e44 = 30\/30in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e48 = 33\/32in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e52 = 36\/34in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e56 = 40\/34in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e60 = 44\/34in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePants are in great condition with no tears, rips, holes, or cuts. May have minor professional repairs to fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MXFC","offers":[{"title":"44 (US Small)","offer_id":44677687672920,"sku":"dgg1787996311433","price":18.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"48 (US Medium)","offer_id":44677687705688,"sku":"egp1787996311434","price":19.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"52 (US Large)","offer_id":44677687738456,"sku":"fhg1787996311435","price":19.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"56 (US XL)","offer_id":44677687771224,"sku":"til1787996311436","price":21.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60 (US 2XL)","offer_id":44677687803992,"sku":"kcr1787996311437","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/6396\/8088\/files\/east-german-strichtarn-pants_1.jpg?v=1787996322","url":"https:\/\/www.prairieandpond.shop\/products\/east-german-strichtarn-pants","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}