{"product_id":"denko-kaomoji-completely-reprehensible-admin-patch","title":"Denko Kaomoji Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThere's a girl I've had feelings for since high school, and now we're in college together. We'll call her Denko.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOnce we hit second year, we went out drinking and I worked up the courage to exchange numbers.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWe started out talking often, but she hasn't answered me in three days now. I'm getting depressed just thinking that Denko might be sick, or that something happened to her...\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease respond  (´･ω･`) \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.5\" x 6\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWoven polyester with woven lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook and loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompletely Reprehensible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eDisclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KommandoStore","offers":[{"title":"Ranger Green","offer_id":44677652054104,"sku":"lyl1787996198387","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":44677652086872,"sku":"exu1787996198388","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/6396\/8088\/files\/denko-kaomoji-completely-reprehensible-admin-patch_1.jpg?v=1787996204","url":"https:\/\/www.prairieandpond.shop\/products\/denko-kaomoji-completely-reprehensible-admin-patch","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}